The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." - Book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses IX through XXI.

Enchant thy grenade and lobbest it torwards thy foes. Effective against all manner of creature, be they of many or few limbs or tentacles, or even small and fluffy, but deceptively deadly rabbits. The Holy Hand Grenade also is infused with the power to permanently destroy spectral enemies that require relic-based weapon attacks to be defeated. Just remember to count to three. Amen.